Where is recap of project runway season 6 episode 9
Huzzah! Michael Kors is back and please please let him bring on the snarky. The episode hasn't even started and I'm already rooting for a Nicolas takedown, the boy so full of himself he needs a double leather-gloved smack and a Manolo boot out of here.
Of course we are objective and fair. We are all about the blank slate. Sure. Plus, he has immunity so we're stuck with Sir Smugalot.
Once again, the episode starts with really boring repartee. Someone takes long showers. Louise says she's going "over the top" this time because she doesn't want a snoozefest. Blah blah.
Heidi tells them the challenge will be "colorful." Some chick from Macy's is way too excited about the color blue. It's all about blue and fashion. They have to create two blue looks and pitch to the Macy's chick. The winner's outfit will be sold at Macy's. But (bitter rant here) I'm sure not in any sort of plus size offerings. This is why I love Michael Kors, because I can wear his clothes and look fabulous. OK, rant over. This isn't "Drop Dead Diva".
Althea is confident with her denim wide-legged high-waisted pants. Logan is thinking a sweater dress. So does Shirin. Epperson is thinking cape. Nicolas is thinking leather. Christopher is doing a play on a men's shirt. So is Louise, with a tuxedo shirt dress. Vampira sucks up to Macy's chick and pitches a 70s look. Irina is doing a patchwork look and received a smile and nod.
Team leaders are Althea, Irina, Carol Hannah, Christopher and Louise. We likey the Macy's chick. She chooses all our favs. Then, they all team up. Althea has such the crush on Logan she actually giggles when
she picks him. It's a little sad.
Off to Mood, as always. Commercial break includes the alpaca pitch. Why can't the designers go to an alpaca farm and Rumplestiltskin their own fabric? Spin, beyotches, spin!
Most everyone is miserable working in teams. Shirin is already whining about Carol Hannah's designs, including a high-waisted pencil skirt and sweater dress with leggings. Nicolas is whining about ruffles. The only one happy is Epperson who doesn't want to be a team leader. Althea says Logan is full of surprises and everyone thinks he's hot. Focus, girl, focus.
For some reason, Louise is cooing and chirping and making weird bird noises. She says it helps relieves stress. I understand. Some of us do yoga and meditate to lighten the mental load. Some of us
chirp like a pigeon. All righty then.
Question: Can you judge an entire season's worth of clothes if you haven't seen the season? Dear Nina, I'm talking to you. The Marie Claire spot has been filled by myriad would-be yous, but they don't have your panache, your fab hair, your way of putting something down while appearing to be nice.
But we're here, watching the blandy designers and wishing we were in New York, being inspired by graffiti.
Louise is gone. Gordana, aka, Vampira, doesn't want to be in a position where she's old (she is, comparatively) and she isn't afraid to lose everything because she still has that sexy Rocky Horror accent and can work on one of the nine million vampire shows out there.
Now that Irina has won two challenges in a row, she's all puff-headed. But Snap! Logan, in a speaking role for the first time, says she thinks she's better than the rest of them. Which, um, yeah, she does. Heidi gets all crazy up in our fashion sense by bringing out new models, all in wedding dresses. All of the women are divorced and want to turn the dresses in something wearable. I'm seeing a lot of dye about to happen.
All the women are gloriously happy to be divorced. I'm amazed at the chick who has been divorced 14 years and still HAS the wedding dress and can fit in it. Bravo!
Everyone chooses. Althea and Shirin get stuck with the women in tank dresses. Shirin is super whiny because her tank is polyester and undyeable, which is hard. But suck it up. Use those scissors! Bring out the Bedazzler! Tim appears and utters the best line of the season so far: "I'm sending in your divorcees!"
The clients are hysterical in their demands. Nicolas' client wants everything cruelty free, including fabric. Shirin's client wants a dress a la Cher's Half Breed, complete with peacock feathers and headdress. Really, we are not making this up. Ohh, sad personal time. Vampira was married before and is now divorced with children. With melancholy music in the background, we see her with black fabric and calling her children. Who do not answer the phone. She is forced to leave a message, sobbing while running black dyed hands through her hair. Do they not arrange this in advance? It seems kind of mean.